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[Jul. 21st, 2005|11:22 pm] |
Stalked again, a rant by conansgoddess.
| mrsconanobrien is stalking conansgoddess |
| mrsconanobrien’s REAL name : |
Moss Tennyson |
| mrsconanobrien’s REAL DOB : |
20th April 1974 |
| Height :193 cm |
Weight : 78.2 kg |
| mrsconanobrien has dreamt about you : |
9 times |
| mrsconanobrien became interested in you : |
25th January 2004 |
| mrsconanobrien’s latest dream about you |
| Last night mrsconanobrien dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. mrsconanobrien was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended. |
| This is how mrsconanobrien describes your relationship behind your back |
| ‘If I didn’t have conansgoddess in my life I think I would chop my head off with my fathers razor. it really means that much to me.’ |
| mrsconanobrien’s been stealing stuff from your house too. |
| A pair of soiled underpants that you left out in your backyard after a night out on the razz. |
| They’ve even started modifying their body for you |
| mrsconanobrien had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when mrsconanobrien came to see you next. |
| They sent the following message to you in a Valentines |
| I love you darling. Shall we organise our funeral arrangements soon? We wouldn’t want to be buried without one another would we? |
| The Police |
| No. calls to the police : |
26 times |
| Your Last Call to The Police |
| "Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission." |
| mrsconanobrien’s Police File |
| mrsconanobrien makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted. |
| Testimonies about mrsconanobrien |
| perfecthorror - Loves staring at dead bodies |
| ‘I always suspected mrsconanobrien was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’ |
| vomitingkermit9 - Rotten heathen |
| ‘I’ve been friends with mrsconanobrien all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. conansgoddess is such a drama queen.’ |
| glistengirli - Pig-hustler |
| ‘I would not piss on mrsconanobrien if they were on fire.’ |
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