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Conan's Goddess

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[Jul. 21st, 2005|11:22 pm]
Conan's Goddess

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalked again, a rant by conansgoddess.

mrsconanobrien is stalking conansgoddess
mrsconanobrien’s REAL name : Moss Tennyson
mrsconanobrien’s REAL DOB : 20th April 1974
Height :193 cm Weight : 78.2 kg
mrsconanobrien has dreamt about you : 9 times
mrsconanobrien became interested in you : 25th January 2004
mrsconanobrien’s latest dream about you
Last night mrsconanobrien dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. mrsconanobrien was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.
This is how mrsconanobrien describes your relationship behind your back
‘If I didn’t have conansgoddess in my life I think I would chop my head off with my fathers razor. it really means that much to me.’
mrsconanobrien’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A pair of soiled underpants that you left out in your backyard after a night out on the razz.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
mrsconanobrien had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when mrsconanobrien came to see you next.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I love you darling. Shall we organise our funeral arrangements soon? We wouldn’t want to be buried without one another would we?

The Police
No. calls to the police : 26 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
mrsconanobrien’s Police File
mrsconanobrien makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted.

Testimonies about mrsconanobrien
perfecthorror - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘I always suspected mrsconanobrien was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’
vomitingkermit9 - Rotten heathen
‘I’ve been friends with mrsconanobrien all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. conansgoddess is such a drama queen.’
glistengirli - Pig-hustler
‘I would not piss on mrsconanobrien if they were on fire.’


From: (Anonymous)
2007-10-24 04:07 am (UTC)
If you want to see more Conan, see him with Chicago's main nightclub entrepreneur Billy Dec @ http://youtube.com/watch?v=1s-mEfhVELM
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